Sorry I’m in a Ditch Greeting Card

“Sorry for all the times I led you to believe I was dead in a ditch somewhere” greeting card with a curvy road scene that wraps around the back. A2-sized card, kraft envelope included. Blank inside to write whatever you’d like!

$5.25

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You know how you were in your younger years, or maybe even currently. You probably scared the crap out of one or more loved ones! It’s time you apologized.

“Sorry for all the times I led you to believe I was dead in a ditch somewhere” greeting card with a swervy road on the front. The image wraps around the back of the card revealing a red car in the ditch. Blank inside to write whatever you’d like!

Not sure what to write?
Suggested notes for this card include:

  • Happy Mother’s Day!
  • I’ll try to do better about texting you back when you ask if I’m alive.
  • Thanks for being so cool about it all.

Includes:
A2-sized (4.25″w x 5.5″h) greeting card, kraft envelope included. Packaged in a sealed cellophane bag to protect the card.

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